“And every night before interrogation the Gordanians would stick their xylphyms in my flazgazt repeatedly for a long time. I am not sure why they did this, some kind of ritual of their people”

“They were fucking you, Starfire”

“No friend Raven, you are mistaken, they never put their xylphyms in myforslig so…”

“Oh brother”

edit: this is the final-ish version with some fixes

Older versions below for comparison?

So does anyone want to fund an anaglyph (3d, side by side, cross your eyes to make it pop out) version? Only 5 points, guv.